California - Sacha Baron Cohen's alter ego "Bruno" recently told the media that he's "in love" with British papa Robert Pattinson. Bruno told MTV that he really wanted to land on Robert Pattinson, but "accidentally", he landed on Eminem's heaven during the MTV Movie Awards 2009.

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So why not a movie starring Bruno and Robert Pattinson? Well, Robert can play the role of the vampire seeking for the blood of an Austrian Gay. LOL. Speaking of Bruno, EU country Ukraine helped his film's publicity (just my opinion). After announcing that they banned Cohen's flick, they released a statement that the film Bruno is: "artistically unjustified exhibition of sexual organs and sexual relations, homosexual acts in a blatantly graphic form, obscene language, sadism, and antisocial behavior which could damage the moral upbringing of our citizens."