Article by: Rumer Certeza
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The Pacman doesn't even have a clue on what steroids are. Isn't that some give away already?

After first being accused by the Mayweather camp that Pacquiao's into certain performance enhancing drugs because of his raw display of speed and power, 'Pretty Boy' Floyd should just wake up and accept the hard facts. The 7th time world titlist is all natural.

When the Filipino Pride gave a urine sample right before his clash with rock hard Joshua Clottey a month ago, and another sample as well immediately after his triumph, the results were negative. Or to put it more clearly for the 'West Mouth' Mayweather to understand, the world's numero uno is clean. Clear from any illegal performance enhancing drugs, steroids, you name it.

Capiche?

I mean this has got to stop with all the so called mumbo jumbo Pretty Boy's been hurling at the champ for ages now. Even some 2-year old could figure out that world's number two's always devising schemes to flee from the Pacman, as possibly far as he can. Like across the other side of the planet. So what the hell do you call that?

Clue: You can find it in Old MacDonald's farm.

Not only is the Pacman crystal clean but in tip top shape as well, physically and mentally. The world's greatest has superb work ethics and will give it two hundred percent in any preparation before a battle. Whether it's boxing or politics.

As for the Mayweather's father and son team. Get a life. Please....