Justin Bieber Broken Neck, A Hoax!

Article by: Rumer Certeza
Photos: Zumapress, Getty Images

Let's see if I could do my best I'm-so-shocked impression. Because talk has it that pop singer Justin Bieber broke his neck. Another hoax? Or the real deal?

I'm all sure that you've heard about the recent internet hogwash about the Canadian star's passing away. Yup, it's such a Hollywood trend nowadays-like don't forget Russell Crowe, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. So unless a credible, genuine source spills the beans, I ain't a-budging.

And what's with the media devouring every bit of Bieber lately? We're not just talking about the widespread death joke, but probably his somewhat intimate dealings with luscious damsel, Kim Kardashian had something to do with it. Like the beach scene where she strokes the teen's hair.

So use your imagination. Probably one of Kardashian's ex-flames happened to pop out of nowhere to catch the pair red handed. As a result, raging jealousy and a broken neck. Lame, I know.

The bottom line is, proof. Solid evidence to back up all the mumbo jumbo. Not that we crave to see Bieber wrapped up in bandages or whatever. But to see, is to believe. Till then peace, Justin. And I don't mean rest in peace, get it? I kill myself!

The White iPhone, Not A Hoax, But Not Yet Available!

Photo: Apple CEO Steve Jobs announces the new
iPhone 4 as he delivers the opening keynote address
at the 2010 Apple World Wide Developers conference
last week in San Francisco, California. 

White seems dull, doesn't it? But not on your iPhone, no siree!

Pre-order sales have opened today for Apple's iPhone 4, yet consumers have complained about Apple offering only the black iPhone 4, with the white colored one not yet within sight.

According to Apple's web store, the white iPhone 4 is not yet available at this time for pre-order or in-store pickup.

Now comes the big question. Where art thou, o iPhone?

Says an Apple rep, "There is tremendous excitement for the new iPhone 4 and we are working to get as many of them into the hands of customers as possible. At launch, we have the black models available for purchase and we woll be adding the white models as quickly as we can." Better make that lightning quick.

Okay, you could spot some flaws in production. Nevertheless, the iPhone 4 is forecasted to ship at least 2 million on its opening weekend.