Article by: Rumer Certeza
Now that's what you call a vacation!
Not exactly my idea of one, but Lindsay Lohan won't be feeling the universe right smack on top of her when she takes a 90-day slammer-time break!
The 'Freaky Friday' star won't only have her prescription goodies with her, but she'll be raking in the green as well! Precisely, people. Bids for the media queen's pre and post-prison interview are ballooning at over $500,000. Whoah. Slap those cuffs on me now, officer!!
These includes major TV networks and weekly magazines, which are willing to shell out a substantial amount to land that big interview with our jailhouse celebrity! I knew there was some purpose in all that major troublemaking schemes of yours, sweetie. Uh, need a new agent? I come in cheap!
Revealed sources, "The irony is Lindsay is in demand. The bidding is over $500,000 for the rights to the pre-jail interview, the prison diary and the first chat when she is released."
Yet Lohan still has her hopes on a reduced jail term, even if she has to spend a longer rehab time afterwards. Does her rehab stint count in the bidding? Can I say the 'K' word, can I, can I? KAAA-CHINGG!
Mike Heller, who's currently negotiating media offers for the actress, gives us a teaser saying there was a "huge interest" but refused to go on further.
Bon voyage, senyorita!