'Vampires Suck' trailer gives anti-Twilight Saga people something to look forward to!
Article by: Rumer Certeza

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart?
Well, almost!
Photo: Youtube 

I'll shoot you with my holy-water pistol! All this garlic should keep them critters away! Drive that stake through his heart! What happened to them fangsters back then who seldom show up? Now, thanks to the 'Twilight Saga,' the Vampires have now become a super-inflated global trend. And no need for the long face, because Hollywood also caters to the haters!


Yup, another vampire spoof comes to life in 'Vampires Suck,' from Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, the fellas responsible for other popular spoof flicks such as 'Date Movie,' 'Epic Movie,' 'Disaster Movie' and 'Meet the Spartans.' (Watch the trailer below)

The gags injected in the trailer are quite witty, with some moments of humor, proving that the creators have been doing their homework keeping up with bits and pieces of the first three Twilight films to have hit the big screen. Okay, but even my 3-year-old neighbor knows about Team Jacob!


Now, having seen Jason and Aaron's masterpiece, I would say my favorite parts have to be, when Edward (Robert Pattinson's character) powders his face while on the move, (he's got ghost complexion, of course) when Jacob (Taylor Lautner's character in Twilight)  takes off his shirt while he talks with Bella (Kristen Stewart's character), explaining that his contract entitles him to take his shirt off every 10 minutes of screen time, and when a team Jacob fan whacks a Team Edward fan with a shovel during a reunion scene in Rome.

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Extra: "Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart - Understanding Ashley Greene's Interview". Read it {Here}

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But I don't really know about the Lady Gaga or Alice in Wonderland jokes. And that one when Jacob morphs into a Chihuahua? That was inferior compared to Evil Iguana's 'New Moon' spoof in which I totally laughed my guts out!


Anyway ladies, for your boyfriends who don't have the stomach to stick it out with you throughout the whole 'Twilight Saga: Eclipse' treat, this is a must-see for them. You want to focus on the movie rather on their hands crawling all over the place besides that popcorn!


What's important is, everbody's happy. Whether it be fangsters, furballs, or haters!