Article by: Rumer Certeza
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Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren Photo: Newscom |
First, the ace is about to get his mega pockets drained by potential ex-wifey Elin Nordegren to the tune of 100 million massive ones (i think you need a bigger rake, sweetie) as well as possibly watch his kids take flight to Sweden with their soon-to-be wealthy mumsie.
If that wasn't enough, Tiger's value is depreciating at super speed, seeming less bankable nowadays (a far cry from his winningest past). That means goodbye to hundreds and millions of dollars in current and future endorsements. And his game isn't something to gloat about, either.
On the brighter side, the man can still score with those damsels even with his eyes closed, but I doubt if this counts as plus points to bagging the Mr. popularity award. He surely doesn't need those clubs to make those hole-in-ones!
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So what'll it be, my man? I'm no Dr. Phil, but you got to face the music and accept the fact that these things happen for a reason. Yeah, yeah, you've heard it all before, so sue me. I'm laying it hard on you like bricks hoping to awaken the champ who's in deep slumber. Wake up, buddy!!
You might even thank me one day.
