Article by: Rumer Certeza
Photo: Fame Pictures 

What do we have here? Bobby Brown's down on his knees again. And that chick just threw herself in one huge bottomless pit, till death do them part.

Okay, the former 'New Edition' singer deserves a little light at the end of the tunnel after garnering a string of bad luck and a tarnished image. The domestic violence, failure to maintain child support, drugs and arrests, not to mention an unshakable butt-picking frenzy (the dude began a craze).

Now on his knees with the ring, Bobby popped the big question followed by the big 'yes I do' by his potential future wife and also his manager, Alicia Etheridge.

Brown's proposal was done live on stage during his concert in Florida, on a Friday, to the delight of the screaming crowd (they were probably high on crack as well). Etheridge on the other hand, held their 11-month old son Cassius, while she kissed Brown and beamed evidently. In other words, she had a case of amnesia.

Right now, Etheridge should be buying ex-wife Whitney Houston a drink, and get the diva to spill the beans on the secrets to a happy marriage and a happy hubby. On second thought, she wouldn't want to know.

I now pronounce you man and strife.