Chris Klein: Rehab will do the trick!

Article by: Rumer Certeza
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Deal with it Chris, old buddy. At least you won't be wearing no SCRAM device. The thought gives me the chills!

Anyway, Chris Klein, a dead ringer for Keanu Reeves (Do I hear violent protests??), will have to come to terms with himself if he wants to fight his inner demons. After being cuffed for DUI on Wednesday's pre-dawn hours, the actor checks into the Cirque Lodge, a rehab in Utah.

In fact, this wasn't the first time for the 'American Pie' star to have crossed paths with the law for the same violation, and really needs to straighten up if he wants his career to blossom again. Take note, I said 'if!'

Jaime Premak, the actor's rep tells People, "Klein was forced to take a clear look at a problem he has been trying to deal with himself for years." You couldn't have said it better sir.

Dude, you need this-trust me. You don't want your grandkids to remember you as a Hollywood has-been, or some one hit wonder. Or two hits. Whatever, I'm wishing you a great comeback. Take my man Robert Downey Jr. for example.

Like the Nike logo, 'Just do it!'

Splitsville for Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi!

Haven't you heard that overused phrase, "people change?"

Well that's exactly the case with former lovey-dovey couples Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi, who are headed for heartbreak hotel. Tissue please!

The star pair, who were just engaged, suddenly took a 360 degree turn towards seperate paths. And to think that they were sugary sweet a couple of weeks ago with plans on that grand event that comes only once in a lifetime. For others, several. Sorry, am I ruining the mood?

So here we go with Vienna brewing up ideas like having the ceremony on a beach or island, or even Disneyland! And the motif would be everyone wearing Mickey Mouse ears. But all that's history. Ouch.

It's still unclear as to what led to the seperation, but let's give them the privacy.

Guys, bury the hatchet and kiss and make up. Okay, okay, I gave it a shot! For more information regarding this circus of love publicity, please click here.