The answer to Chris Klein's woes? Scientology, says ex flame!

Article by: Rumer Certeza
Photos: Fame Pictures 

Have no fear, Chris Klein! Your booze infested days may soon come to a halt, thanks to ex-flame Katie, Holmes.

What's this, a private session? Not really, folks. But Tom Cruise's better half believes that Scientology is the solution to Klein's infinite bout with alcohol.  And possibly a long awaited career rejuvenation!

As we all know, The Cruises are deeply devoted to their said beliefs and Holmes claims that Scientology's drug rehab program called 'Narconcon' would suit the 'American Pie' star's  dire needs.

Nice try, Katie but no cigar. Because Klein's a bit more comfy in dealing with his demons the more traditional way, like what Cirque Lodge in Sundance has to offer. What's wrong in being a believer, buddy? Okay, okay, you make the calls.

Here's to a successful stint in rehab, Chris!

Jake Pavelka heartaches balloon by reading about break-up!

That sure is a massive dagger through your heart, pal!

Exactly. Jake Pavelka still doesn't know what hit him hard, and now, he has to read about it on the front cover of Star magazine. Courtesy of ex-potential-spouse, Vienna Girardi who sold the story to the tabloid for a tasty $90,000.  Yup, the 'Bachelor' star must be begging for any kind of torture but this!

But despite being crushed to a zillion microscopic-size pieces, Pavelka still managed to gather that last ounce of strength to spill his side of the beans to People magazine, his tears flowing in buckets. Oh, okay, maybe I was overdoing it.

Anyway fellas, I hate to sound like a Dr. Phil, but before you start getting crazy ideas about jumping blindfolded into a roller-coaster of migraines known as marriage, be sure you know very well who you're going to spend eternity with, her insides and out, the whole works!

Buddy, I know how you feel and you'll get through it. I'll give you my address so we could talk about it over a couple of beers. Deal?

Here's to recovery!