Katy Perry's Bachelorette Party: Rihanna to bare skin?!

Article by: Rumer Certeza
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Sorry, no gatecrashers! Ain't you fellas green with envy to find out who's the main event on Katy Perry's Bachelotette party!

Okay, here it is, wait for it, wait for it, Chris Brown! Yup, for sure he won't be there!! Know why? That's because his ex-flame will be popping up, and not only that, but Rihanna is being requested by Perry to show some skin. Like a lot. Yummy! Was referring to my fudgie bar, by the way.

So, there's no doubt that the 25-year-old pop sensation will want her curvy-rich friend to go all dirty in a dance and reveal 'the whole bit!' You better get yourself some real tight security for that sweetie.

Perry, who'll exchange her I do's with comic act Russell Brand, has also given Rihanna the driver's seat in organizing the momentous occassion. And then it's party time, ladies!

Good luck and easy on the booze, sweethearts, mwwa!

New Album for Lady Gaga!

Lady GaGa says "Rawr" at the Yankees game in NYC last week! 

Okay, shift your attention away from the Skimpy outfits and the recent baseball commotion for a sec. Because Lady Gaga's got a new album!

Yes, yes, yes. The contoversy comes with the package! But hey, its the creative artistry in her music that deserves undivided attention. Let me repeat, undivided!

After the critically acclaimed hit debut album 2009's The Fame, a follow up album is all set!

And here's a strong statement from the 24-year-old pop sensation that should raise eyebrows from competition.

"Some artists take years; I don't. I write music every day."

Ouch. So take note of this, you blonde copycats out there! Hey, no firing squad, haters. I meant nobody in particular! Uh, what's that polygraph test for?

So do we expect to be drawn into another frenzy of catchy innovative dance tracks reminiscent of a Lady Gaga? We'll soon find out!

Po-po-po-po-po-po-po-po-poker face, all the coffee has gone to my head, he he he he head!